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Are you trying to out-hipster everybody at the Sound Pony but just can't quite get the drop on 'em? Don't worry, my small batch craft sour friend, for I have just the instrument that will propel you to the pinnacle of hipsterdom! Get ready... It's..... A unicycle! Ehh?? Yeah! So comb that sharply trimmed lumberjack beard, slide on your monochrome knitted sweater, eat a specialty organic locally made peanut butter sandwich on spelt bread, grab your ukulele you got from a thrift store, and rehearse one more time your speech you prepared on how Whole Foods Corporation got too big for its own good and can't sustain itself. Don't forget your meerschaum pipe!
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