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church of XENU A family LOVING church WE ALL ARE invited AND welcome AT HOTEL FORT harrison

church of XENU A family LOVING church WE ALL ARE invited AND welcome AT HOTEL FORT harrison

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Why do we refer to Phatmanotoo as \\\"The Phatard\\\" ? The word comes
from the _ancient_ Greek verb \\\"Phatar\\\": \\\'To fatten, as with
food, the work of slaves, and money-laundered currencies of all
nations\\\'; and \\\"Bastard\\\": \\\'any irregular, inferior, or counterfeit

For his high crimes, Phatmanotoo went through various cycles, as
ants, slugs, vultures, sharks, etc.; until he found a pregnant
woman in Nebraska in the early 1900\\\'s. The rest is history.

The spiritual message of the Church of Xenu is FREE. Xenu is a
kind, charitable spirit who believes giving is more blessed that
taking. The Knights of Xenu, are the messengers of the Church of
Xenu--their mission is to set the record straight. It is a
loosely organized group: Anyone who helps set the record
straight may call themselves Knights of Xenu, and members of the
Church of Xenu. And, of course, as Church members, they may not
be frivolously sued for their religious activities, or beliefs.

By definition, anyone who is opposed to oppression, or the
victimization of persons; animals, and all creatures, are
Xenologists. (What do the FOP$ have as a membership? Maybe,
50,000 at best? 9999^99/10,0000^99 (or better), of the galactic
universe are Xenologists! And have been - even before the
beginning of time. Wow! Is there any wonder that there is _so
much_ ALPHA - (\\\"entheta\\\" to the FOP$) - out there!

If Phatmanotoo, was ruled in court to be \\\"a virtual pathological
liar\\\", (Judge Breckenridge, Armstrong Decision), then wouldn\\\'t
\\\"entheta\\\" really be the truth? The Knights of Xenu are by
definition - and viewed with hatred by FOP$ (Followers of
Phatmanotoo) - to be \\\"entheta\\\". What FOP$ call entheta, is our
basic, whole religious beliefs system. We believe entheta to be
\\\"Alpha\\\" - Truth, the beginning or first of everything. The
Cosmos cannot truly be fair to nature and spirits, unless that
which is first and beginning, is the TRUTH.


Our spiritual beings are referred to as \\\"Alphians\\\". Xenu was the
first Alphian. These are the basic tenets of the Church of
Xenology, Xenologists, and messengered by the Knights of Xenu,
(KoX). The FOP$ crazy ideas - \\\"The Fopi$$ity\\\" (Their whole, and
total belief system) is \\\"Enalpha\\\".

Now, lets all join in to set the record straight, and rewrite the
history of Xenu correctly. All good men inherently know the
History - it comes to them through divine inspiration. LET IT

BTW, They will speak against us Xenologists, and we will \\\"turn
the other cheek\\\". However, the FOP$ have said they are not a
\\\"turn-the-other-cheek religion\\\". If, fact they may take ACTION,
and commit ACTS of religious hatred directed at the Knights and
Xenologists. For Example they may inflict mayhem upon us by the
use of a private investigator dirtier-than-dung, with absolutely
no conscience at all. This would be an ACT of religious hatred,
and is quite illegal.

Join us. Affix (KoX) to your signature. Think of it as a cross
to repel blood-sucking-vampires-that-prey-on-the-weak. (And,
catch Tom Cruise as \\\"Lestat\\\" the vampire - coming soon to a
theatre near you.)

Welcome all yea Knights!

CO XMO B1, Knights of Xenu (KoX)

Jerry Ladd (Xenologist [a \\\"religion\\\"] since 1989)

\\\"Everything must go.\\\"
-Wild Palms

XENUs FORT HARRISON HOTEL come 1 come all,33756    google map | yahoo map

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