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Greetings, I am currently taking applications for \\\"Campaign Manager\\\" position. I intend to run for congress in 2018 and will require the assistance of someone more organized than myself to help coordinate and execute my campaign. No prior experience is needed, just a desire to enter the political spectrum and a good, highly motivated attitude.

I\\\'ll start with the reasons you DON\\\'T want the position.

First, it pays nothing. That\\\'s right, I\\\'m asking you to commit to running my campaign for me, and I\\\'m not going to pay you a thing for your efforts. If we successfully get me elected, you will be given a salary and retained as my top assistant, but I don\\\'t know how much that will be. Actually, that will be one of your responsibilities, figuring out how many people I can hire, and how much I can pay them, yourself included.

Second, I can\\\'t tell you my platform. Yes, I\\\'m asking you to run my campaign, free of charge, and if that weren\\\'t bad enough, I\\\'m not even going to tell you any details of my plan, or position on any subject. I have my reasons, which will be revealed in time, but for now you\\\'re just going to have to have faith that this stranger you met on Craigslist is the real deal, and worth blindly working for.

I think those are the two biggies as to why 99% of you will have no interest what-so-ever in doing this job (and most of you probably stopped reading by now). But, if you happen to still be reading, and are actually still considering applying for this position, there are some potential benefits to you as well. . . in the future. . . if I win. . .

You WILL be given a position in my \\\"cabinet\\\" as mentioned above, \\\"Top Adviser\\\" (or whatever title you\\\'d request. . . \\\"grand pubah\\\"... etc..) and said position will come with a salary. . . which you will figure out. Also, it MAY come with some noteriaty. You may become known as the person who helped get that insane guy with the crazy idea elected to the House of Representatives (not too shabby of a thing to put on one\\\'s resume). And there will be other potential benefits, which will be realized. . .. If I win. . .

So, if you\\\'re still reading, and you\\\'re saying to yourself \\\"I CAN DO THAT!!!\\\", then please reply to this ad and explain as best as you can why I should choose you to run my campaign. Also, feel free to use any unconventional approach to this as you wish. I\\\'m going to be MASSIVELY unconventional in my approach, so no need for my top assistant to be a by the book conformist. And if you\\\'re still reading, and you think this is the dumbest help wanted ad you\\\'ve ever seen. . . well. . . i guess you can tell me if you want. And if you\\\'re not at all interested, but know someone you think would be, please forward this page on to them to allow them to decide for themselves.

I think that just about covers everything. Thanks for reading.


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