Illegal Immigrants Wanted for Really Sht Work....$2.50 per hour.
OK, that was kinda bad. I'm going to hell. Seriously, what we actually want are enthusiastic and friendly people to grow our new company. You will join as an Errand Runner, and perform odd jobs for rich people who want to pay you to do stuff they don't want to do. Errands include dog walking, cooking, lawn mowing, cleaning, and stuff like that. Pay is most definitely more than $2.50 per hour. Try