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Rock Climbing Gear-Camalots, nuts, carabiners, and more - $10

Rock Climbing Gear-Camalots, nuts, carabiners, and more - $10

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Time to liquidate the climbing equipment. I've finally found inner peace with my late-onset fear of heights and admitted that despite the allure of living out of my van in Yosemite and telling all the local hotties the dankest beta, I'm really a sissy and don't actually like climbing. So, up for sale is a lightly used (very lightly, much to my chagrin) set of trad gear, biners (locking and non-), slings, and other necessary and not so necessary items for rock climbing. The screenshot of the Excel sheet shows prices, all of which are negotiable. I know Excel scares a lot of people, but this 21 row sheet is elegantly simple. In the first column is the item name, the second the item's retail price, and the third what you need to pay. A simple formula: `retail*0.6` was used to generate the cost that you pay (or if you're wealthy and want to help a brother out, you can offer whatever exorbitant price you deem fit). In other words, everything is 40% off retail. And if you don't like it that price, ask for a different one. I'll probably say no, but it'll be good practice for getting shut down by that smoke-show you've been eyeing at Spire for the past 3 months (Pro tip: he/she might notice you if you take your shirt off and grunt more. Also, campus boards are for champs only, so don't try the bad boy/girl exercises unless you're a bad hombre/mamacita). I text. Don't call me unless you want to go on a date in which case you're paying and I need to know if you agree that cottage cheese and chips is God's gift to humankind.

P.S. I know a lot of climbing folk are on a strict budget in between mommy and daddy's checks. While I don't accept credit cards, I do enjoy shopping on Amazon. So if you don't have the liquid assets to purchase the aforementioned climbing goods, you're welcome to give me an equivalent value gift certificate to Amazon. Or speed radical dynafit bindings.

P.P.S All prices are in USD. If you're Mexican or Canadian and happen to be female and for some godforsaken reason want to become an american citizen, I will give you all of this stuff for free if you can get me out of this nation for the next four years. Just trying to do what's right for my unborn children.

Tags: (do these even matter?): Black Diamond, Metolius, Cams, Camalots, trad gear, Protection (not that kind), carabiners, big wall, more like big fall, toodles

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